The bite heard ’round the world is still an unsolved mystery, but I, along with the Beyhive, are on the case.
This all started when Tiffany Haddish revealed to GQ that she was at a party with Queen B when she witnessed an actress bite the Lemonade artist.
“There was this actress there,” she said, keeping her voice low, “that’s just, like, doing the mostest….She bit Beyoncé in the face.”
First of all, who bites another grown person unless they’re cornered, fearing for their life? From what Tiffany describes, this was a party, not a street fight or a boxing ring. The mystery chomper also told Tiffany to stop dancing, pushing her annoyance level to the point where she was prepared to throw them ‘bows. But Bey encouraged her to “have fun” instead.
‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that,” Tiffany recalled Beyonce saying. “That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’ ”
And ladies, this was the first time Tiffany had met the star. And this story is not only amazing comedic material for the new “It” girl of Hollywood, but it’s a story that needs to be told because as Tiffany so perfectly said, “There’s people out here biting Beyoncé!”
And the Beyhive ain’t havin’ it. So as soon as this story got around the interwebs, they were on the case, and here are the suspects.
The Love Basketball star has been suspect #1. According to TMZ, sources close to Tiffany said that Sanaa was the one who decided to make her mark on the Queen.
Allegedly, the actress was speaking to Bey’s husband, Jay-Z, in an “inappropriate” manner, and when Bey got wind of it, she approached the two of them to put the kibosh on anything that may have developed from that. In response, Sanaa gave her a “jokey bite” on the face.
But the actress denied biting Beyoncé, and said that if she did, then it would have been a “love bite.”
Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite ?
— Sanaa Lathan (@justsanaa) March 26, 2018
Sara Foster is a 90210 star, and when her name was added to the list of suspects, she quickly denied it, saying on Instagram that she was flattered that “…anyone thinks I could get this close to Beyoncé.”
Flattering that anyone thinks I could get this close to Beyoncé.
A post shared by Sara Foster (@sarafoster) on Mar 26, 2018 at 11:47am PDT
Taraji P. Henson
When Taraji’s name was thrown in the mix, Tiffany wanted to straighten that out immediately. She hopped on Twitter and wrote, “No it wasn’t.”
No it wasn’t
— Tiffany Haddish (@TiffanyHaddish) March 26, 2018
Now, this one, is neck-and-neck with Sanaa. I mean, the Girls star and creator has said and done some outrageous things, and I wouldn’t be surprised if she decided that she wanted to check off a bucket list goal of biting the most talented black woman of our generation. Sounds weird, but that’s her.
According to INSIDER, hours before Tiffany’s GQ interview, Lena tweeted how everyone should just break their non-disclosure agreements. This perked up the ears of the Hive, who believe that the 31-year-old was either the culprit or she would like to spill the tea on what happens at these Bey parties.
By the way let’s all break our NDAs it’s a Sunday night baby go wild!
— ? Lena Dunham ? (@lenadunham) March 26, 2018
So, who do ya’ll think used their grill to bite one of the greatest to ever do it? If ya’ll can’t figure it out, then we may have to subpoena Chrissy Teigen.
My initial guess was wrong. The real person? I *never* would have guessed. I’VE SAID TOO MUCH
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
Renese spends her early mornings writing, her days securing insurance for TV shows, and her in-betweens blogging about the silliness and seriousness of life on her blog. Follow Renese on Twitter: @reneseford